How do you know when you've reached a new low?

Perhaps when you hunt someone down by phone and e-mail, rail at their boss for their employee not getting in touch with you, and then pull said employee out of their CHEMOTHERAPY SESSION (yes, you did read that correctly) to discuss your client's upcoming chicken picatta meal (um...yeah, you read that last part correctly too)!?

I mean, I know that over the years I have become Queen Bitch at my job and am known to raise my crazy flag when something I needed done was not done correctly, but my gosh...what have I become? What happened to bright eyed and bushy tailed Georgie? Innocent Georgie? I WANT HER BACK! I believe I have stepped over to the dark side.