He's Baaaack

Office Employee: I need your American Express card to sign up for that magazine that you requested. Do you happen to have your wallet on you?
Boss: Just reach in my pocket and get it...Whoa! Is that an American Express or are you just happy to see me?!?
Office Employee: ...

Hmmm....inappropriate? Me thinks so!

Song of the day: "Can't Touch This" (MC Hammer)