The Bachelor's Juan Pablo: I'm too sexy for...?

I have to believe that one of the reasons Juan Pablo was chosen as the Bachelor was because (ABC thought) he seemed sexy. If this is the case...they're a little confused as to what most gals consider sexy. 

 1. SEXY: There is nothing sexier than a man making eye contact with you during a conversation. UNSEXY: There is something extremely unsexy (Read: gross) about a man's hands making contact with your snot and tears when you're breaking up with him. (Here's looking at you Sharleen.)

 2. SEXY: No gal minds if her man is so sexy that he occasionally makes her speechless.UNSEXY: EVERY gal minds if her guy cannot understand even her most simple speeches. (Let's all say it together people, "Pediatrician".)

 3. SEXY: There's nothing wrong with a man throwing sexy glances your way. UNSEXY: There is nothing RIGHT about a man throwing sheep shit your way. Fin.