Technological Flirting

I have come to realize that I'm something of an electronic flirting guru. I know. I know. Please hold your applause. More and more often friends come to me for cutesy comebacks to email flirtations (most, if not all of which, result in dates (if they're not already dating the person in question)). What in the world? I'm launching more dating ships for others than I have launched in my entire life...period. I'm doing something wrong!