The Swine Flu
So, picture this hypothetical situation:
Your friend, we'll call her...Porgie...has been training a new girl at the office(though Porgie is the new girl's supervisor, she was in no way involved with the hiring process). New girl is slower than slow and just doesn't seem to get it (it = anything concerning the job in general or her job duties in particluar). New girl does not know the meaning of the following words: hurry, priority, triage, deadline, or due. She is a pain in Porgie's ass and has already missed three days of work in the three weeks (barely) that she has been there.
Imagine that Porgie walks into the new girl's office, to see if a project she gave her has been completed, only to find new girl browsing the internet because she thinks she has the swine flu. After comparing her symptoms to the internet listed symptoms, she determines that she has the swine flu and informs the rest of the office that she will be leaving early because she is experiencing flu like symptoms. Long story short: sinus infection. Long roid rage short: WTF!?! Perhaps Porgie will have her make up the two hours that she spent surfing the internet for flu symptoms the next time an all nighter at the office is needed.
All of this is purely hypothetical.
Your friend, we'll call her...Porgie...has been training a new girl at the office(though Porgie is the new girl's supervisor, she was in no way involved with the hiring process). New girl is slower than slow and just doesn't seem to get it (it = anything concerning the job in general or her job duties in particluar). New girl does not know the meaning of the following words: hurry, priority, triage, deadline, or due. She is a pain in Porgie's ass and has already missed three days of work in the three weeks (barely) that she has been there.
Imagine that Porgie walks into the new girl's office, to see if a project she gave her has been completed, only to find new girl browsing the internet because she thinks she has the swine flu. After comparing her symptoms to the internet listed symptoms, she determines that she has the swine flu and informs the rest of the office that she will be leaving early because she is experiencing flu like symptoms. Long story short: sinus infection. Long roid rage short: WTF!?! Perhaps Porgie will have her make up the two hours that she spent surfing the internet for flu symptoms the next time an all nighter at the office is needed.
All of this is purely hypothetical.
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