BRUNO

So, I went to see Bruno tonight. It was so wrong! But anyone going to see it knew that going in...at least you should have. The theatre I went to carded me three different times. I didn't know whether to be flattered or pissed. And while I had heard that some critics were referring to parts of the movie as basically being soft porn, I didn't believe them. Wellll, I can tell you this, if I ever had any doubts about male anatomy or how to ward off an attack by someone holding a "weapon" of the sexual variety (Oh yes, they went there) they linger no longer!

I think I'm going to go stare at the night sky and be reminded of the millions of hot men in the world. [Crickets chirping]