Internet Crush (Take 2)

So, my internet crush is still going strong but I think he's cheating on me. Can an internet crush cheat? He has the cutest/dorkiest name (is it his real one?). I think he's cute (have I actually seen his real picture?). Umm...does anyone else see a problem here?

Song of the day: "Hello, Mr. Heartache" (The Dixie Chicks)